Main Ingredients:
co-worker
loner
coconut milk
lentils
motorcycle
Spice Pack:
1/3 cup of loathing
1/2 dash of elation
There's this girl. A friend, better yet, a co-worker. She doesn't seem to hang out with anyone, but seems kinda cool. She has this motorcycle, a Harley. She's all tatted up, just looks like a total badass. The truth is I figured people were intimidated until I actually hung out with her. At first I thought our relationship was sweet, like coconut milk, but boy was I wrong. It was fun, full of life with half a dash of elation. One day she invited me for dinner and after all her raving of her famous lentils I was excited. Everything was going well until I ate the actual lentils. They were hard and gross. She admitted she didn't soak the lentils... WHO DOESN'T SOAK THEIR LENTILS?! I told her to try again and we could do this another day. The following week I was ready to re-try them. They were great! When suddenly I didn't feel so good. I don't want to get too explicit, but she over soaked them, and what happens when you over soak them.. you could potentially poison them. Forget the elation, I have a third of a cup of loathing toward her cooking. I was furious, I was done. We were done.
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