"Why are you so hung up on her?" asked Vanity as they sat in the movie theater.
  On the screen, Patrick Swayze made a few suggestive rotations of his pelvis.
  "I don't know," said Barry, "timeless beauty."
  Vanity rolled her eyes. "Pah-lease. You should come to the 23rd century some time."
  "I'm not that into cell phones," said Barry.
  "There's only one bastard to blame for that." Vanity winced. "Listen, boys like you get so hung up on first loves. I just don't get it."