"Apostrophe?" asked Barry.
  "I call him that because he's always talking to the things, talking and listening. Isn't that right, Aaron?"
  "They tell stories," says Aaron.
  "Too bad he's not a customer. Actually he was almost one. Kept coming in her everyday after school, looking at things, staring at them, not actually buying anything, mind you. so I figured if he's going to keep coming all the time and never buying, I might as well offer him a job. So I did."