Living Will Declaration of ER Millhouse
Under the care of the Law Firm of Vholes & Kenge, this document for all purposes, legal and sundry, embodies the Living Will of I, E. R. Millhouse, resident of London and the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Being of sound mind and 
rational thought, but apparently, to all parties save myself, being, at present, so completely incoherent or incapacitated that I am unable to declare my wishes intelligibly, do so specify my intentions here willfully and voluntarily, hereby supplanting, usurping, and obscuring all prior wills and codicils.
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