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My Stalker of a Friend

edited April 2017 in Dishes
Main Ingredients:
first girlfriend

Spice Pack:
1/8 pinch of disgust
1/2 smudge of satisfaction

So my best friend is a bit of a stalker. His first girlfriend had to go to court and get a restraining order from him, because he is so bad. To give a bit more background on what led to the restraining order, my friend Max had only dated this girl for about a week. He had met her at bar one night, and talked to her for maybe 10 seconds. These 10 seconds however were long enough to get her full name. From there he turned into what he likes to call a “detective,” but lets be real, he just became a creepy ass stalker. He learned that prunes only slightly disgust her, and that olives are weirdly satisfying for her. They can bring her mood from half happy to a full happy. Weird right…. But she said this not me. Moving on, he later found out her address and began to go to where she lived every night, and watch her through the window, from the street. He did this for about a week, and keep in mind, she never realized he was there, until one night she looked out the window and saw him with binoculars. She immediately called the police, and well the rest is history… Back tracking a bit, I may have used the word girlfriend too loosely, they weren’t really in a relationship, he just wanted them to be, and they didn’t actual date, it was more of a one-sided stalking situation. Anyways, yeah that’s my story, and my friend is a bit of a creep.


  • Funny story! you really captured the emotions from the spice pack really well
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