fUCK IT'S SMILEY HELL AGAIN (that was supposed to be a winky face in my tinder convo starter but coach's sadistic ass website don't give a flying fuck).
this is v amusing, and im picturing these characters to be carly rae jepsen (my Actual Mom) and that dude in her call me maybe video. 10/10 recommend u narrating ur story to that video (ok i know it would only make sense for a bit but still). also: …
why is this so fucking funny lmao
i love the way you've written this narrator
really entertaining and fun to read, thank u
also is the McCuddy a real thing or did u make that up bc the name cracks me up